just-shower-thoughts:

With all the data they collect on us, Google could probably open the world’s most effective dating service

just-shower-thoughts:

There’s a big difference between getting up at 6 a.m. to go to work and getting up at 6 a.m. to sit by the fire with a hot cup of coffee while everyone else is sleeping.

ronpaulhdwallpapers:

megapope:

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff

if(goingToHitStuff) {

dont();

}

(via heart)

subtle:

how hot do i have to be for strangers to just straight up buy me things from my amazon wishlist

(Source: subtle)

deadwit:

notyetwritten:

dreambxby:

00incognegro:

throatmistress:

So what happened? Anyone got an update

That’s exactly what I was wondering

Nothing yet but the girl has a sense of humor

it happened !!!!

(via heart)

naturaekos:

“You’re responsible for yourself. You messed up your life, and it’s up to you to fix it. No one else is going to do it for you — for any of you.”

— Louis Sachar, Holes (via naturaekos)

(Source: naturaekos, via subtle)

noxyouraveragefangirl:

Me: Really wants a romantic relationship

Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone

Me: 

(Source: incheworm, via funnygifs-funnygifs-funnygifs)